http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/loofahs
Loofah- a sponge consisting of the fibrous skeleton of the fruit of a loofah( or plastic)
My definition:
Loofah: The eight disgusting things hanging above my head in the shower.
Root of hate:
1. I am allergic to perfume, which means it is very difficult to find liquid soap. In turn i use bar soap. So the thought of owning a loofah is useless.
2. They trap the dirt on your body, which is good, but then you use it again allowing the dirt of yesterday to stay.
3. It is difficult to take a shower without looking up. I feel like they are staring at me.
4. Get caught in the shower curtain.
5. They are collecting in the bathroom( kinda reminds me of mold). I think they are planning an attack.I have a feeling that the water pipes are in on it as well. The speed that that water can go from extremely hot to ice cold is astonishing. I am starting to think that the bathroom in general is out to get me.
4 comments:
I don't like it when people leave their loofahs in the shower. It's not their personal storage space.
I move their loofahs. And I have my own little hook for mine, and when someone assumes it's a communal hook, I remove it as well. I have come close to posting a sign warding off future invading loofahs.
Also, the other day, my loofah wasn't on it's hook, but around the knob. Meaning a) someone moved it b) someone used it. Either option was unacceptable. Other people touching it grosses me out. So I threw it away.
Someone used my loofah while I was working at camp this summer. The campers didn't seem to realize that they should stay out of the staff closet. I too threw it away.
Ugh. Makes me shudder.
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